Darth Waider і яблука

З англійської задали завдання: написати коротенький твір (120-180 слів) на тему: "День, що змінив Ваше життя". Тема глупа, сидів, думав, їв яблука. І тут осінило! Вийшло вроді не погано. Подаю в оригані.

That day, my life changed forever
That day I felt very unhappy. My plans about getting job at Lufthansa had been ruined forever. I was walking through the downtown and thinking about how life was cruel.
Suddenly I saw him. It was a tall thin man with big green eyes. They looked crazy. He run to me, gave me something pretty heavy, told me to hide it and run away. I was very confused. Then I saw two men who run by me. I understood they were going to catch that man and hid this “thing” at my briefcase.
After this accident I didn’t want to go on my walk and came back home. I was very interested what was the thing I was given. I took it from my case, put it on the table. It was something I had never seen before. It looked like a pack of cigarettes but was pretty heavy and made of unknown material. I found only one button on it and, of cause, pushed it……darkness… When I opened my eyes I understood: that day changed my life forever. Now I am a servant of his majesty Emperor of the Universe… I know the strength of the Dark Side… I am Darth Waider…